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GREETINGS HUMAN FILTH OF THE INTERWEBS.


I am Razhoul, your new master and tormentor.
Don't try to argue; it's impossible. Get used to it quickly, and while you're at it get me a goddamn soda.

You can pledge your eternal allegiance to me now and leave your money and weed in a small can by the front door - or you can leave your entrails by the front door because I'll be RIPPING THEM THE FUCK OUT.

Have a nice day.


[Your Lord & Master, Razhoul]

The Freakshow

Journal Entry: Fri Nov 13, 2009, 7:43 AM


Come one, come all.. to the wonderfully horrible Deviantart freakshow!
Here you see the most vile, most digusting and absolutely most appalling freaks of nature
Deviantart has to offer! In this chaotic carnival freaks run rampant, so missing them is sure impossible.
But be warned, ladies and fellows.. What you may lay your eyes upon are things not for the weak of stomach.
Or pants, because some of the time you may want to piss yourselves with laughter.



First up on our list we have [link]
This person's amazing artwork will leave you feeling just as bloated and helpless as the pokemon she portrays!



Second up we have [link]
At least sonic characters are being eaten alive, but I don't think that weighs out just how disturbing it still really is.



Third we have [link]
What he doesn't realize that if women get muscles like that, they have taken male hormones are are barely females anymore. Half of the time they even begin to grow cocks. SURPRISE! He may as well just admit to being gay.



Fourth is [link]
Yet another sonic artist, but for some reason.. They must all be pregnant. Yes, because every man out there just can't wait to pork a hedgehog. What the fuck?



:iconbiblethumperplz:
A truly brave soul, has brought #5 to our freakshow. BUT BE WARNED.
This one is the most disturbing of all.
[link]
I think this one speaks for itself, really. I'm going to go poke my eyes out.





Sixth we have.. COMING SOON, don't miss out of the rest of the wonderful freakshow!
Look upon them and be glad you are not one of them.

If you have spotted a freak and believe they should be a nominee, please, do tell! I would to give them an honorable home in this most humble of freakshows.

  • Reading: All of your personal information
  • Watching: You undress (lose some weight fatty)
  • Eating: Fresh pig guts
  • Drinking: Goat urine
Skin by =darkaion (modified by *Razhoul)

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: HELL
  • Interests: BLASPHEMY, THE BLOOD AND FLESH OF CHRIST, SACRIFICNG STOLEN NEWBORNS
  • Favourite movie: PHALLUS IN WONDERLAND
  • Favourite band or musician: GWAR, DEVILDRIVER, JAFC, LAMB OF GOD, DESTROYER 666
  • Favourite genre of music: LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS
  • Favourite artist: ODERUS URUNGUS
  • Favourite poet or writer: ANTON LAVEY
  • Favourite photographer: CAMERAS DID NOT EXIST DURING THE CRUCIFICTION
  • Favourite style of art: FACIST, ANTI-RELIGIOUS, GORE
  • Skin of choice: THE SKIN OF YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR
  • Favourite game: HOW MANY KITTENS CAN I FIT IN THIS BLENDER GAME
  • Favourite gaming platform: HELL HAS MANY PLATFORMS
  • Personal Quote: "So.. I think I have this 'religion' thing nailed, lol" - Jesus

WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO NOW? 

24%
21 deviants said Poorly done anti-twilight pix
22%
19 deviants said Dark or corrupted animals
19%
17 deviants said Demonic ritualists/people
17%
15 deviants said NARUTO FANCHARS!!11DESUDESU (Choose this and I will skullfuck you)
9%
8 deviants said Sabbatic goat/baphomet
9%
8 deviants said Other (Comment you fucker.)

Comments


:iconlydween:
Each time I've got to have a good laugh I'm coming on here XD !! Hey by the way, isn't the weather too cold on Antarctica? Or maybe you're so deep in the earth that it's, like, hellish hot down there :D

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A thousand times, I'd rather die with my dreams than live without them.
:iconrazhoul:
Antarctica is nothing more than a giant freezer meant to hold my large quantity of corpses. The cold does not bother me.. I LIVE IN A MEAT LOCKER! It's lovely here. The smells, the insects.. it's breathtaking. The only thing hot here is the blazing furnace I use to cook the idiotic humans who haven't died by the time they arrive at my feet.
:iconlydween:
This must be an incredibly charming of a place X'D *does not intent on visiting Antarctica too soon anyway X'D*

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A thousand times, I'd rather die with my dreams than live without them.
:iconlydween:
I almost forgot : Great personal message!! Won't be ruled by fear either!!!

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A thousand times, I'd rather die with my dreams than live without them.
:iconx2010:
Lot of nice stuff you got here

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Save your fears, take your place, save them for the judgement day, fast and free, follow me, time to make the sacrifice....we rise or fall

Xepher the Pyro Jackal!
:iconrazhoul:
Thanks man, I try to stay as far away from shit as much as possible:thumbsup:
:iconartguitarist453:
dude the web cam picture the adminstrator who created mysatan is eric hahahaha XD

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The virus is life
:iconkrowkorn:
You should crucify a squirrel.

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What the fuck were you thinking?
I'm not sorry,
I'd do it all again...
:iconrazhoul:
I do. Every fucking day of my life. Bitches won't shut up when I'm trying to sleep, eat everything I put in the yard, and are just too fucking fluffy. GOD DAMN IT.

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